He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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