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i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.

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(210): View more from Texas

I should be sponsored by Trojan

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(845): View more from New York

i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Houston, we have a problem

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where are u?

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Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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(347): View more from New York

when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign

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(704): View more from North Carolina

2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year

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(443): View more from Maryland

Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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(518): View more from New York

I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.

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