I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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