I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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