I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
There are leaves in my underwear?
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