omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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