i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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