the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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