u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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