That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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