How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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