i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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