this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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