I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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