on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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