He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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