the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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