Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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