whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
