How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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