My room smells like vodka and shame
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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