But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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