We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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