No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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