He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
His nipple licking is glorious
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