I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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