please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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