I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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