I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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