this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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