What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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