she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You are the jesus of drinking
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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