She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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