Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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