No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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