I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
