I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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