Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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