I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
