Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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