Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
