Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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