Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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