ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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