Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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