O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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