get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Are we still banned from the library?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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