Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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