just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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