You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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